2011 Message & News Archive

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check your line up

hey man youb only have 30 minutes to change out manningham he out this week

No last minute waiver acceptions?

I cant find on the website where its says the deadline is. Im guessing Saturday?

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Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty Sep 27, 2011 09:35 am ET

Okay.. So yeah... Now I agree. The gods are angry with you.

Space Lords - Brad Householder Sep 25, 2011 01:00 pm ET

ahhhh..and the hits keep coming. How the fuck**** are you gonna "tear your foot." lol I Cant do nothing but laugh at this point. Ahh..Deity bless me More

Space Lords - Brad Householder Sep 25, 2011 11:55 am ET

nevermind...i found it. saturday was last day

Fantasy Bowl Hangover in FULL effect!!!

Peyton out(although Stafford has filled in nicely), Arian with a bum hammy, Lloyd now has bum groin, and I just lost the first 2 games of the season to the 2 teams I historically OWN... This is gonna be an interesting year for sure...lol

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Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder Sep 20, 2011 04:48 pm ET

ITS OK BRO ROOT FOR ME

Re: MOTHERFUCK****ER!!!!!

try a 10 dicked fuck****ing by billy then call me brad =P On Mon, Sep 19, 2011 at 12:47 PM, Brad Householder wrote: > Vick is out, so that makes 4 starters. What next, how about > my only starting RB left...yea...that would be cool...take > that from me too you skank-whore, pussy****-rotten, God of > Fantasy Football!! > > FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! > > (end rant) > > This message/poll wa...

MOTHERFUCK****ER!!!!!

Vick is out, so that makes 4 starters. What next, how about my only starting RB left...yea...that would be cool...take that from me too you skank-whore, pussy****-rotten, God of Fantasy Football!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! (end rant)

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Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes Sep 19, 2011 06:02 pm ET

Personally i think week 2 of fantasy football went pretty well..

Unknown Sep 19, 2011 01:17 pm ET

Alcoholnics - redneck ninetynine i drafted Chris Johnson in two leagues and his 2 week total is 4 points... quit ur bitchin'

Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty Sep 19, 2011 01:10 pm ET

So Vick has a bump on his head... Big deal! I lost Jamal Charles for the year... My #1 pick. And who was my #1 last year? Ryan Grant who went out in the first game and never came back. Such i... More

FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

Ok, So I lost two players to injuries in the first week, possibly three. Fan fuck****in tastic. So I have a question: Percy Harvin scored a TD on Special teams today. If i have him as a player, do I not get the points? Do i have to have the whole defence?

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The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse Sep 11, 2011 11:55 pm ET

Those points only go to the D/ST

First week every year

After the draft every year I wonder how ypou homos**** let me get all the players I got.. After the first week I usually see why...

On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum

Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: * Jackson, DeSean WR PHI * Rivers, Philip QB SD * Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT Needs: * Wide Receivers

On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum

Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: * Chargers DST SD * Davis, Fred TE WAS * Gostkowski, Stephen K NE * Jackson, DeSean WR PHI * Rice, Sidney WR SEA * Rivers, Philip QB SD * Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT * Thomas, Daniel RB MIA * Washington, Nate WR...

Waiver Screw-Up

So, Rob froaked up and dropped his QB while looking at free agents this morning. This made his lineup illegal due to not have 7 reserves. I spoke with Erran and we decided because this waiver wire process is new and we did not have a rule for it we were going to reverse his drop leaving him where he was before 8am. We are doing for a few reasons. 1. We are not toal douchebags. 2. The waiver process is new to all o...

On the Block Update: Alcoholnics

Alcoholnics have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: * Cowboys DST DAL * Green-Ellis, BenJarvus RB NE * King, Jeff TE ARI * Kolb, Kevin QB ARI * Scott, Bernard RB CIN Needs: * Running Backs

On the Block Update: The Brainers

The Brainers have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. I'll be needing a legit #1 WR if you wanna fire up this Blount.. Offered: * Blount, LeGarrette RB TB Needs: * Wide Receivers

On the Block Update: Spacelords

Spacelords have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: None Needs: None

On the Block Update: Spacelords

Spacelords have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: None Needs: None

2010 Championship Trophy

Erran, can you see if you can figure out how to get my trophy from last year. If you look at somones team, underneath it shows little trophies for year that team has won. Billy said he doesnt know why mine from last year didnt show up, if you could figure it out I'd appreciate it.. Thanks homie!

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The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse Nov 29, 2011 06:53 pm ET

Underneath their team name, that is..

Division ties??

Billy, In the case of a tie in a division does it go by division record, then total points?? Or does it go division record, head to head, then points?? Cant remember!! I know we have had this happen before. Just cant remember if head to head records count.

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Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty Nov 29, 2011 03:33 pm ET

Division record then head-to-head and then points.

Happy Gobble Day Everyone!!!!

Hope you all have a good one eating turkey and racking up the points.

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Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder Nov 24, 2011 11:10 am ET

Happy Thanksgiving Folks!!!! Good Luck this week everyone.

On the Block Update: Alcoholnics

Alcoholnics have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: * Fitzgerald, Larry WR ARI * Wide Receivers Needs: * Wide Receivers

On the Block Update: Alcoholnics

Alcoholnics have updated their "On the Block" page. Check out the updated information below. If you want to offer this team a trade, go to the Transactions, Trade page in your league. Offered: * Johnson, Chris RB TEN * Running Backs Needs: * Running Backs

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Unknown Nov 08, 2011 11:41 pm ET

Robert Wetzel yeah okay....i can do greene but not jackson, he's been far too valuable this season

Unknown Nov 08, 2011 01:40 pm ET

Alcoholnics - redneck ninetynine greene or jackson if ur down

Unknown Nov 06, 2011 10:23 pm ET

Robert Wetzel any of my guys interest you in a swap for johnson?

way to set ur line up douche-mar

thanx for laying an egg, but ur one of my only wins so what do i care

chris's keeper

steven jackson

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Space Lords - Brad Householder Jul 23, 2011 02:49 pm ET

Whores...the hole lot of ya :-) On Jul 23, 2011 11:25 AM, "Chris Crowder" wrote: > steven jackson > > This message/poll was posted to your league's message board. > > Prefer not to receive this noti... More

Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes Jul 23, 2011 02:47 pm ET

Chris is sitting next to me and has decided to keep Brady instead...

Draft Order

Teams, everyones paid, the draft is now set. With Chris and Matt over I had them witness the random rolls for draft order. On a 10 sides die for Nick I rolled a 7, for Dmar a 1, and for Brad a 9. This sets Brad first, Nick Second and Dmar third in the draft. It is a snaking draft so Brad you will have the first and the 20th pick... Keepers have been processed and everything is set up for the draft..

Manual Draft Order Set

Draft OrderPickTeam1Spacelords2Alcoholnics3Dmars Douch Rockets4Too Fresh5Pinko Commie Bastards6Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum7Troll Hoppers8Big Texs Pillow Biters9Homesick Abortions10The BrainersOrder is reversed on even-numbered rounds DescriptionSettingDraft FormatLive DraftDraft Order TypeSnakeDraft Date/Time8/13/11 01:00 pm ETDraft Rounds15 Rounds.Draft robot not enabled - no time limit between picks.

The Brainers keeper...

The Brainers will be keeping, Arian Foster RB- Houston Texans for the 2011-2012 season.. I hate to let CJ go, I've had him since his rookie year, but his team is a mess and it's time for the Brainers to make a change.. And, Foster is "Australian for Touchdown"..

Kepers

You have today and tomorrow to post or you lose your keeper. Will : Brees Me: A peterson Rob: Mendenhall G-Rock: MJD I need keepers from Chris, Chuck and Errran still..

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Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty Jul 22, 2011 10:43 am ET

Michael Turner

Keeper

mendenhall

keeper

Guess it will be Maurice Jones Drew. Glad I am picking in the first few spots this year.

I WANT MY $2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my muthafuck****in Championship Trophy from last year!!!!!!!!

Keeper

Adrian peterson

KEEPER

The Trollhoppers will keep DREW BREES-new orleans (saints) for the 2011-2012 season.

Congrats to the league champion!

Well, Gerald put the mother f-in smack down.. Gratz on your huge win man..

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Unknown Jan 03, 2012 11:21 pm ET

Author no longer in league. Thanks guys, especially you chuck. Bow to your sincee!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait for next year.

Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder Jan 02, 2012 03:46 pm ET

WTG Gerald! I feel how billy did last year. I agree with Chuck and am ready to draft for next year. More

The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse Jan 02, 2012 01:37 pm ET

Gerald can suck it DEEP.. Lucky fuck****o shouldn't have even made the playoffs... This was one crazy fuck****ed up fantasy season! I'm ready to draft for next year!!! LOL More

Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty Jan 02, 2012 09:07 am ET

Congrats Gerald! Bastard.

Order without Superbowl..

Subject to change.. With Superbowl winner/loser.. 1. Chris 2. Will 3. Rob 4. Billy 5. Erran 6. Dmar 7. Gerald 8. Brad 9. Chuck 10. Nick

Rob

I owe you $10 from our bet... Let me know when you will be near my house so I can make sure I got cash for you..

Add and Drops

Dont know if anything changed as far as add and drops with the waiver wire. Can we still add and drop now that the playoffs are next week??

Waivers Will Begin on Wednesday, August 24th

The waivers process will begin on Wednesday, August 24th at approximately 2AM EST. Please be sure to have any claims in before that time. Good Luck!

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Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes Aug 24, 2011 09:56 am ET

Was posted 5 days ago.. i feel your pain..

Unknown Aug 24, 2011 09:13 am ET

kenneth hendershott So I thought the wire never opened untill 8 a.m. on tuesdays during the season, or the begging of the seaon it would start at 8 a.m. august 24th. Greg olsen rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... More

Unknown Aug 20, 2011 02:43 am ET

Alcoholnics - redneck ninetynine Whatever... Required bench def, k and QB.... Lame! Sent from my Windows Phone ------------------------------ From: Brad Householder Sent: Saturday, August 20, 2011 1:55 AM To: William Hayes Cc: gng... More

Space Lords - Brad Householder Aug 20, 2011 01:54 am ET

Thank god..so we can fix nicks fuck**** ups. Lol On Aug 19, 2011 7:56 PM, "William Hayes" wrote: More

Draft Post 2

Anyone else look at Nicks Team? Way to read the rules jackass...

Draft Finished

Well, overall a great draft.. Next year Brad you need to be at my house, because you obviously can not be trusted to draft on your own.. Kudos to the new Dmar, great job sucking.. Let the good times roll.. read the rules, no mercy allowed..

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Space Lords - Brad Householder Aug 13, 2011 07:16 pm ET

I need to lock myself in a house the night bfore the draft so i do not show up half asleep. Ill come to your house next year but you have to promise to not let me near any liqour the night before. More

Draft Day

So, totally excited about tomorrow!! Me: Cheese dip n chips Chuck n Rob: Wings Will: Dogs n Buns Chris: Spaghetti Salad Gerald: Desert Totally Stoked!!!

party favors.

I will bring some sort of a desert, cake, pie or some shit****. Will also bring some drinks.

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Unknown Aug 12, 2011 07:19 pm ET

kenneth hendershott Will bring hot dogs and buns. More

The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse Aug 12, 2011 04:11 am ET

That sucks.. You need to bring Hookers and Blow!!!!

draft pary

I will be there, although not sure what I am bringing yet. Billy, if I have the kids can they come over??

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The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse Aug 11, 2011 07:06 pm ET

You need to post what you are gonna bring some people don't bring the same stuff.. Soooo, what you bringing?? More