2001

Big Texs Pillow Biters ended the season with the trophy for Billy Hayes.

2001 GNG League Champion trophy

Season Summary

The 2001 season reads like one complete chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Big Tex's Pillow Biters holding the title for Billy Hayes. The regular season was set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters, which went 11-3 with 869.0 points for in a 12-team field.

The division map mattered. GNG does not treat the standings as a simple top-six sprint: the East Side and West Side each send their own top three, so a manager has to survive his side of the league before worrying about the full table. Big Tex's Pillow Biters led West Side at 11-3, with The Vinyl Jocks sitting on the cut line; Spacelords led East Side at 11-3, with The Brainers sitting on the cut line. That structure created the kind of NFL-style tension GNG has always liked: The Stonely Ones had a stronger overall profile than at least one playoff qualifier, but the divisional cut line still made the path unforgiving.

The weekly results give the year its pulse. Big Tex's Pillow Biters did not just finish on top, it also carried the biggest scoring punch at 869.0 points for. Across 94 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 5, The Maulers vs Big Tex's Pillow Biters at 147.0 combined points (54.0-93.0). The closest finish was Week 2, The Brainers and Berserkers tying at 19.0. The widest gap was Week 16, The Stonely Ones over SeaChickens, 88.0-22.0 by 66.0. The playoffs added 7 bracket games across 3 rounds, ending with Big Tex's Pillow Biters over Spacelords in the final.

The message board gives the season its voice. The busiest thread was "Final Roster Decision" from Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, lineup and waiver arguments, and money and payout logistics. Other season markers include "Week #2 Canceled...", "Draft Reset! :(", "Thursday Night Football!", and "Fees are due NOW.".

Taken together, the title race, the week-to-week swings, the roster choices, and the board chatter turn the season into more than a list of standings. It is a memory map for the managers who lived through it.

Season Model

At a Glance

Signature Game The Maulers vs Big Texs Pillow Biters Week 5 reached 147.0 combined points.
Board Heat Final Roster Decision 0 comments from Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty.
Roster Stakes Roster context 7 playoff games shape the season memory.
2001 GNG League Champion trophy 2001 West Side division champion trophy
Champion

Big Texs Pillow Biters

Billy Hayes

Record11-3
Points For869.0
Fantasy BowlSpacelords 49.0, Big Texs Pillow Biters 66.0

Big Texs Pillow Biters finished the job against Spacelords in The Fantasy Bowl, Spacelords 49.0, Big Texs Pillow Biters 66.0.

Playoff path: Bye to The Maulers to Spacelords

First-Round Byes

Division Champions

2001 West Side division champion trophy
West Side Champion

Big Texs Pillow Biters

Billy Hayes

Record
11-3
Division
7-3
Points
869.0
Finished first in the division at the regular-season cutoff.
2001 East Side division champion trophy
East Side Champion

Spacelords

Brad Householder

Record
11-3
Division
10-0
Points
859.0
Finished first in the division at the regular-season cutoff.

Playoff Bracket

CBS playoff history preserved from the year-by-year archive.

Champion Big Texs Pillow Biters

Playoffs Round 1

Week 15

Semifinals

Week 16

Championship

Week 17

Season Scoring Profile

Division Standings

GNG playoff paths run through the East Side and West Side. The top three teams from each division qualify, even when the full league table would tell a messier story.

Seed Manager Team W L T Pct Div PF PA
West Side Division Top 3 qualify
1 · Playoff Billy Hayes Big Texs Pillow Biters 11 3 0 0.786 7-3 869.0 575.0
2 · Playoff Kenny Harris The Maulers 9 5 0 0.643 5-5 768.0 699.0
3 · Playoff Darrell Carter The Vinyl Jocks 7 7 0 0.500 5-5 742.0 719.0
4 Ashley Walls The Stonely Ones 7 7 0 0.500 4-6 702.0 681.0
5 Fermi Fission Fermi Fission 6 8 0 0.429 5-5 667.0 710.0
6 Cookie SeaChickens 4 10 0 0.286 4-6 587.0 845.0
East Side Division Top 3 qualify
1 · Playoff Brad Householder Spacelords 11 3 0 0.786 10-0 859.0 607.0
2 · Playoff Gerald Erickson Too Fresh 10 4 0 0.714 7-3 794.0 719.0
3 · Playoff Chuck Rittenhouse The Brainers 6 7 1 0.464 4-5-1 646.0 718.0
4 Erran Yearty Pinko Commie Bastards 5 9 0 0.357 4-6 766.0 791.0
5 Hammerheads Hammerheads 5 9 0 0.357 3-7 608.0 680.0
6 Jon Jon Berserkers 2 11 1 0.179 1-8-1 517.0 781.0

Week-By-Week

One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.

6 matchups132.0 top total1.0 closest margin
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