2001
Big Texs Pillow Biters ended the season with the trophy for Billy Hayes.
Season Summary
The 2001 season reads like one complete chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Big Tex's Pillow Biters holding the title for Billy Hayes. The regular season was set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters, which went 11-3 with 869.0 points for in a 12-team field.
The division map mattered. GNG does not treat the standings as a simple top-six sprint: the East Side and West Side each send their own top three, so a manager has to survive his side of the league before worrying about the full table. Big Tex's Pillow Biters led West Side at 11-3, with The Vinyl Jocks sitting on the cut line; Spacelords led East Side at 11-3, with The Brainers sitting on the cut line. That structure created the kind of NFL-style tension GNG has always liked: The Stonely Ones had a stronger overall profile than at least one playoff qualifier, but the divisional cut line still made the path unforgiving.
The weekly results give the year its pulse. Big Tex's Pillow Biters did not just finish on top, it also carried the biggest scoring punch at 869.0 points for. Across 94 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 5, The Maulers vs Big Tex's Pillow Biters at 147.0 combined points (54.0-93.0). The closest finish was Week 2, The Brainers and Berserkers tying at 19.0. The widest gap was Week 16, The Stonely Ones over SeaChickens, 88.0-22.0 by 66.0. The playoffs added 7 bracket games across 3 rounds, ending with Big Tex's Pillow Biters over Spacelords in the final.
The message board gives the season its voice. The busiest thread was "Final Roster Decision" from Pinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, lineup and waiver arguments, and money and payout logistics. Other season markers include "Week #2 Canceled...", "Draft Reset! :(", "Thursday Night Football!", and "Fees are due NOW.".
Taken together, the title race, the week-to-week swings, the roster choices, and the board chatter turn the season into more than a list of standings. It is a memory map for the managers who lived through it.
At a Glance
Big Texs Pillow Biters
Billy Hayes
Big Texs Pillow Biters finished the job against Spacelords in The Fantasy Bowl, Spacelords 49.0, Big Texs Pillow Biters 66.0.
Playoff path: Bye to The Maulers to Spacelords
Division Champions
Big Texs Pillow Biters
Billy Hayes
- Record
- 11-3
- Division
- 7-3
- Points
- 869.0
Spacelords
Brad Householder
- Record
- 11-3
- Division
- 10-0
- Points
- 859.0
Playoff Bracket
CBS playoff history preserved from the year-by-year archive.
Playoffs Round 1
Week 15
The Vinyl Jocks56.0
SpacelordsADVSemifinals
Week 16
Spacelords56.0Championship
Week 17
Spacelords49.0Season Scoring Profile
Division Standings
GNG playoff paths run through the East Side and West Side. The top three teams from each division qualify, even when the full league table would tell a messier story.
| Seed | Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | Div | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| West Side Division Top 3 qualify | |||||||||
| 1 · Playoff | Billy Hayes | Big Texs Pillow Biters |
11 | 3 | 0 | 0.786 | 7-3 | 869.0 | 575.0 |
| 2 · Playoff | Kenny Harris | The Maulers | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0.643 | 5-5 | 768.0 | 699.0 |
| 3 · Playoff | Darrell Carter | The Vinyl Jocks |
7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 5-5 | 742.0 | 719.0 |
| 4 | Ashley Walls | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 4-6 | 702.0 | 681.0 | |
| 5 | Fermi Fission | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 5-5 | 667.0 | 710.0 | |
| 6 | Cookie | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 4-6 | 587.0 | 845.0 | |
| East Side Division Top 3 qualify | |||||||||
| 1 · Playoff | Brad Householder | Spacelords |
11 | 3 | 0 | 0.786 | 10-0 | 859.0 | 607.0 |
| 2 · Playoff | Gerald Erickson | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0.714 | 7-3 | 794.0 | 719.0 | |
| 3 · Playoff | Chuck Rittenhouse | 6 | 7 | 1 | 0.464 | 4-5-1 | 646.0 | 718.0 | |
| 4 | Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
5 | 9 | 0 | 0.357 | 4-6 | 766.0 | 791.0 |
| 5 | Hammerheads | 5 | 9 | 0 | 0.357 | 3-7 | 608.0 | 680.0 | |
| 6 | Jon Jon | 2 | 11 | 1 | 0.179 | 1-8-1 | 517.0 | 781.0 | |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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