Team Archive
The Brainers
The Brainers carries a 217-172-1 CBS-era record, 3 championships, and recovered ownership history across the archive.
The Brainers
Yearly Finish
All-Time Series History
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pinko Commie Bastards | 26 | 19 | 0 | 0.578 | W7 |
| Big Tex's Pillow Biters | 17 | 19 | 1 | 0.473 | W1 |
| Alcoholnics | 15 | 21 | 0 | 0.417 | L1 |
| Homesick Abortions | 20 | 10 | 0 | 0.667 | W5 |
| Zombie Werewolves | 19 | 10 | 0 | 0.655 | W3 |
| Too Fresh | 11 | 15 | 0 | 0.423 | W4 |
| Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 12 | 12 | 0 | 0.500 | L3 |
| Troll Hoppers | 10 | 10 | 1 | 0.500 | L3 |
| 4th Company Ultramar | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0.528 | W1 |
| Spacelords | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | L1 |
| Black Micahs | 7 | 5 | 0 | 0.583 | W1 |
| DenBro | 7 | 4 | 0 | 0.636 | L2 |
| Jerrays Jerryatricians | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.600 | W2 |
| SkinFan | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.857 | W6 |
| The Niners | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.571 | L1 |
| Space Lords | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.800 | W4 |
Yearly Results
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | Managers | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | The Brainers | 12 | 5 | 0 | 0.706 | 1,859.0 | 1,636.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2024 | The Brainers | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 1,030.0 | 987.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2023 | The Brainers | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,015.0 | 918.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2022 | The Brainers | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,071.0 | 968.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2021 | The Brainers | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,074.0 | 1,059.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2020 | The Brainers | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,029.0 | 805.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2019 | The Brainers | 12 | 4 | 0 | 0.750 | 1,140.0 | 966.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2018 | The Brainers | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0.667 | 1,115.0 | 915.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2017 | The Brainers | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 777.0 | 800.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2016 | The Brainers | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 826.0 | 805.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2015 | The Brainers | 12 | 5 | 0 | 0.706 | 1,075.0 | 997.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2014 | The Brainers | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 1,098.0 | 915.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2013 | The Brainers | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0.375 | 1,011.0 | 993.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2012 | The Brainers | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0.733 | 1,201.0 | 836.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2011 | The Brainers | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 1,041.0 | 907.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2010 | The Brainers | 13 | 3 | 0 | 0.812 | 1,161.0 | 818.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2009 | The Brainers | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0.500 | 1,076.0 | 965.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2008 | The Brainers | 6 | 9 | 0 | 0.400 | 933.0 | 865.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2007 | The Brainers | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0.214 | 886.0 | 881.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2006 | The Brainers | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 | 1,140.0 | 930.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2005 | The Brainers | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0.647 | 1,130.0 | 972.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2004 | The Brainers | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 | 932.0 | 831.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2003 | The Brainers | 8 | 9 | 0 | 0.471 | 987.0 | 949.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2002 | The Brainers | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 1,080.0 | 1,014.0 | N/A | N/A |
| 2001 | The Brainers | 6 | 8 | 1 | 0.433 | 692.0 | 780.0 | N/A | N/A |