2017

Alcoholnics finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 2 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.

CBS Reconstruction Era computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals Large year-over-year scoring movement; review rule changes before comparing raw records.

Season Summary

The 2017 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Alcoholnics holding the title for Nick Claeboe. The regular-season pace was set by Alcoholnics, which went 10-6 with 908.0 points for in a 10-team field.

The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Black Micahs was the scoring heavyweight at 1,071.0 points for, which gives the season a useful split between power and final order. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 12, The Brainers vs Homesick Abortions at 161.0 combined points (76.0-85.0). The closest finish was Week 12, Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum and Black Micahs tying at 50.0. The widest gap was Week 10, Black Micahs over Big Tex's Pillow Biters, 81.0-28.0 by 53.0.

The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "HEY DICKHEADS, pay your league fees" from Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, lineup and waiver arguments, and money and payout logistics. Other preserved season markers include "Next Years Draft Explained".

Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.

Champion

Alcoholnics

Nick Claeboe · 10-6 · 908.0 PF

Season Story Signals

  • HEY DICKHEADS, pay your league feesAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 0 comments
  • Next Years Draft ExplainedBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
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Playoff Bracket

CBS playoff history recovered from the year-by-year archive.

Champion Alcoholnics

Season Scoring Profile

Standings

Manager Team W L T Pct PF PA
Nick Claeboe Alcoholnics 10 6 0 0.625 908.0 809.0
Micah Russell Black Micahs 9 7 0 0.562 1,071.0 932.0
Don Zimmerman DenBro 9 7 0 0.562 980.0 944.0
Robert Wetzel Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 8 8 0 0.500 853.0 923.0
Chris Crowder Homesick Abortions 8 7 0 0.533 852.0 810.0
Patrick Jolle Zombie Werewolves 7 8 0 0.467 748.0 770.0
Chuck Rittenhouse The Brainers 6 8 0 0.429 777.0 800.0
Tim Fabrizio SkinFan 6 8 0 0.429 769.0 818.0
Billy Hayes Big Tex's Pillow Biters 6 8 0 0.429 762.0 855.0
Erran Yearty Pinko Commie Bastards 6 8 0 0.429 745.0 804.0

Week-By-Week

One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.

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