2017
Alcoholnics finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 2 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2017 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Alcoholnics holding the title for Nick Claeboe. The regular-season pace was set by Alcoholnics, which went 10-6 with 908.0 points for in a 10-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Black Micahs was the scoring heavyweight at 1,071.0 points for, which gives the season a useful split between power and final order. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 12, The Brainers vs Homesick Abortions at 161.0 combined points (76.0-85.0). The closest finish was Week 12, Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum and Black Micahs tying at 50.0. The widest gap was Week 10, Black Micahs over Big Tex's Pillow Biters, 81.0-28.0 by 53.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "HEY DICKHEADS, pay your league fees" from Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, lineup and waiver arguments, and money and payout logistics. Other preserved season markers include "Next Years Draft Explained".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.
Champion
Alcoholnics
Nick Claeboe · 10-6 · 908.0 PF
Season Story Signals
- HEY DICKHEADS, pay your league feesAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 0 comments
- Next Years Draft ExplainedBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
Playoff Bracket
CBS playoff history recovered from the year-by-year archive.
Playoffs Round 1
Week 15Semifinals
Week 16
Alcoholnics73.0Championship
Week 17
Alcoholnics80.0Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Claeboe | Alcoholnics |
10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 908.0 | 809.0 |
| Micah Russell | Black Micahs | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 1,071.0 | 932.0 |
| Don Zimmerman | DenBro | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 980.0 | 944.0 |
| Robert Wetzel | Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0.500 | 853.0 | 923.0 |
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 | 852.0 | 810.0 |
| Patrick Jolle | Zombie Werewolves |
7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 748.0 | 770.0 |
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 777.0 | 800.0 |
| Tim Fabrizio | SkinFan | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 769.0 | 818.0 |
| Billy Hayes | Big Tex's Pillow Biters |
6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 762.0 | 855.0 |
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 745.0 | 804.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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