Team Archive

Homesick Abortions

Homesick Abortions carries a 133-166 CBS-era record, 1 championship, and recovered ownership history across the archive.

Homesick Abortions
Overall Record133-166
Championships1
Average FinishN/A
Best FinishN/A
Seasons20

Yearly Finish

All-Time Series History

OpponentWLTPctStreak
Big Tex's Pillow Biters 17 27 0 0.386 L3
Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 19 20 0 0.487 L3
The Brainers 10 20 0 0.333 L5
Pinko Commie Bastards 13 13 0 0.500 W2
Alcoholnics 10 12 0 0.455 L1
Zombie Werewolves 8 11 0 0.421 L4
DenBro 11 7 0 0.611 L2
Troll Hoppers 6 6 1 0.500 W2
SkinFan 4 8 0 0.333 W1
4th Company Ultramar 7 4 0 0.636 L2
Too Fresh 6 3 0 0.667 W5
Space Lords 4 4 0 0.500 L1
DJ Brinehead 2 5 0 0.286 L4
Black Micahs 4 2 0 0.667 L1
Jerrays Jerryatricians 2 3 0 0.400 L2
Spacelords 1 3 0 0.250 W1

Yearly Results

Year Team Name W L T Pct PF PA Managers Finish
2025 Homesick Abortions 4 11 0 0.267 1,251.0 1,519.0 N/A N/A
2024 Homesick Abortions 4 11 0 0.267 781.0 989.0 N/A N/A
2023 Homesick Abortions 6 9 0 0.400 764.0 837.0 N/A N/A
2022 Homesick Abortions 10 6 0 0.625 960.0 934.0 N/A N/A
2021 Homesick Abortions 6 8 0 0.429 884.0 859.0 N/A N/A
2020 Homesick Abortions 5 9 0 0.357 935.0 968.0 N/A N/A
2019 Homesick Abortions 6 9 0 0.400 854.0 888.0 N/A N/A
2018 Homesick Abortions 6 8 0 0.429 821.0 888.0 N/A N/A
2017 Homesick Abortions 8 7 0 0.533 852.0 810.0 N/A N/A
2016 Homesick Abortions 4 10 0 0.286 885.0 875.0 N/A N/A
2015 Homesick Abortions 4 10 0 0.286 969.0 876.0 N/A N/A
2014 Homesick Abortions 5 9 0 0.357 948.0 893.0 N/A N/A
2013 Homesick Abortions 11 6 0 0.647 1,105.0 1,080.0 N/A N/A
2012 Homesick Abortions 6 9 0 0.400 977.0 903.0 N/A N/A
2011 Homesick Abortions 11 4 0 0.733 1,218.0 840.0 N/A N/A
2010 Homesick Abortions 10 7 0 0.588 972.0 1,078.0 N/A N/A
2009 Homesick Abortions 10 5 0 0.667 1,000.0 863.0 N/A N/A
2008 Homesick Abortions 10 6 0 0.625 1,051.0 903.0 N/A N/A
2007 Homesick Abortions 3 11 0 0.214 795.0 988.0 N/A N/A
2006 Homesick Abortions 4 11 0 0.267 747.0 877.0 N/A N/A