Homesick Abortions 2007
Big Texs Pillow Biters finished on top in a season backed by official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2007 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Big Tex's Pillow Biters holding the title for Billy Hayes. The regular-season pace was set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters, which went 12-4 with 1,157.0 points for in a 10-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Big Tex's Pillow Biters did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,157.0 points for. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 6, Pinko Commie Bastards vs Big Tex's Pillow Biters at 179.0 combined points (78.0-101.0). The closest finish was Week 16, Big Tex's Pillow Biters over The Niners, 66.0-65.0 by 1.0. The widest gap was Week 14, The Brainers over Homesick Abortions, 91.0-30.0 by 61.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "offered you a trade" from a former league member, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were trade pressure. Other preserved season markers include "It was too close at the end", "I guess thats what I get", "Congrats Too Fresh", and "No Subject".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is official_game_totals.
Champion
Big Texs Pillow Biters
Billy Hayes · 12-4 · 1,157.0 PF
Season Story Signals
- offered you a tradeAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- It was too close at the endAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- I guess thats what I getSpace Lords - Brad Householder · 0 comments
- Congrats Too FreshSpace Lords - Brad Householder · 0 comments
- No SubjectSpace Lords - Brad Householder · 0 comments
- Cash YoBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- fellasSpace Lords - Brad Householder · 0 comments
- On the Block Update: Troll HoppersAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Billy Hayes | Big Texs Pillow Biters |
12 | 4 | 0 | 0.750 | 1,157.0 | 1,017.0 |
| Brad Householder | Spacelords |
12 | 4 | 0 | 0.750 | 1,087.0 | 894.0 |
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,073.0 | 809.0 |
| Gerald Erickson | Too Fresh | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 1,031.0 | 920.0 |
| Kris Lemerond | The Niners | 9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 987.0 | 838.0 |
| Matthew Krehl | 4th Company Ultramar | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 934.0 | 882.0 |
| Kenneth Hendershott | Troll Hoppers | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 1,040.0 | 866.0 |
| Daniel Briney | DJ Brinehead | 5 | 9 | 0 | 0.357 | 938.0 | 830.0 |
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 3 | 11 | 0 | 0.214 | 886.0 | 881.0 |
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
3 | 11 | 0 | 0.214 | 795.0 | 988.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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