Homesick Abortions 2010
The Brainers finished on top in a season backed by official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2010 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with The Brainers holding the title. The regular-season pace was set by The Brainers, which went 13-3 with 1,161.0 points for in a 8-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. The Brainers did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,161.0 points for. Across 61 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 9, Too Fresh vs Pinko Commie Bastards at 163.0 combined points (66.0-97.0). The closest finish was Week 4, Too Fresh and Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum tying at 50.0. The widest gap was Week 3, Troll Hoppers over Too Fresh, 87.0-27.0 by 60.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "offered you a trade" from a former league member, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were trade pressure, lineup and waiver arguments, and money and payout logistics. Other preserved season markers include "Commissioner Message", "3 damn rushing yards from a win", "Bye Clenched", and "RE: Chuck Bye".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is official_game_totals.
Champion
The Brainers
Official CBS league champion.
Season Story Signals
- offered you a tradeAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- Commissioner MessageBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- 3 damn rushing yards from a winAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- Bye ClenchedBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- RE: Chuck ByeAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- On the Block Update: The BrainersThe Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 0 comments
- Mouth Hugs...Author no longer in league. · 0 comments
- Cash Money TradesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 13 | 3 | 0 | 0.812 | 1,161.0 | 818.0 |
| Billy Hayes | Big Texs Pillow Biters |
10 | 5 | 0 | 0.667 | 1,041.0 | 891.0 |
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 972.0 | 1,078.0 |
| Kenneth Hendershott | Troll Hoppers | 7 | 9 | 0 | 0.438 | 971.0 | 977.0 |
| Robert Wetzel | Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 6 | 9 | 0 | 0.400 | 1,045.0 | 847.0 |
| Matthew Krehl | 4th Company Ultramar | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 971.0 | 842.0 |
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
5 | 10 | 0 | 0.333 | 1,000.0 | 975.0 |
| Gerald Erickson | Too Fresh | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 894.0 | 897.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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