Homesick Abortions 2009
Too Fresh finished on top in a season backed by official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2009 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Too Fresh holding the title. The regular-season pace was set by Big Tex's Pillow Biters, which went 10-5 with 1,093.0 points for in a 10-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Big Tex's Pillow Biters did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,093.0 points for. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 6, DJ Brinehead vs Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum at 178.0 combined points (88.0-90.0). The closest finish was Week 3, Troll Hoppers and The Brainers tying at 60.0. The widest gap was Week 7, Pinko Commie Bastards over Troll Hoppers, 111.0-41.0 by 70.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "trade" from a former league member, drawing 0 comments. The recurring pressure points were trade pressure and lineup and waiver arguments. Other preserved season markers include "Winning", "On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum", "Losing", and "On the Block Update: The Brainers".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is official_game_totals.
Champion
Too Fresh
Official CBS league champion.
Season Story Signals
- tradeAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- Winninga point by Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder · 0 comments
- On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim SumAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- Losinga point sucks by Author no longer in league. · 0 comments
- On the Block Update: The BrainersThe Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 0 comments
- AnswerBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- Question?Author no longer in league. · 0 comments
- No SubjectAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Billy Hayes | Big Texs Pillow Biters |
10 | 5 | 0 | 0.667 | 1,093.0 | 837.0 |
| Gerald Erickson | Too Fresh | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 1,038.0 | 989.0 |
| Robert Wetzel | Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,033.0 | 962.0 |
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
10 | 5 | 0 | 0.667 | 1,000.0 | 863.0 |
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0.500 | 1,076.0 | 965.0 |
| Ron Hendershott Jr | The Saints | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 | 1,059.0 | 934.0 |
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 1,093.0 | 812.0 |
| Kenneth Hendershott | Troll Hoppers | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 983.0 | 936.0 |
| Matthew Krehl | 4th Company Ultramar | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 931.0 | 959.0 |
| Daniel Briney | DJ Brinehead | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 924.0 | 844.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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