Homesick Abortions 2016
Pinko Commie Bastards finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2016 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Pinko Commie Bastards holding the title for Erran Yearty. The regular-season pace was set by Pinko Commie Bastards, which went 12-4 with 1,134.0 points for in a 10-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Pinko Commie Bastards did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,134.0 points for. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 4, DenBro vs Homesick Abortions at 207.0 combined points (93.0-114.0). The closest finish was Week 5, Pinko Commie Bastards and Alcoholnics tying at 78.0. The widest gap was Week 6, Pinko Commie Bastards over Zombie Werewolves, 102.0-36.0 by 66.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "special teams fumbles on individual players" from Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe, drawing 6 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, trade pressure, and playoff stakes and championship reaction. Other preserved season markers include "Fantasy Fees", "On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum", "bye bye deandre hopkins", and "$$".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.
Champion
Pinko Commie Bastards
Erran Yearty · 12-4 · 1,134.0 PF
Season Story Signals
- special teams fumbles on individual playersAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 6 comments
- Fantasy FeesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 3 comments
- On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim SumAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
- bye bye deandre hopkinsAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 0 comments
- $$Author no longer in league. · 0 comments
- End of Year Clean Up. Fuck you Glorious Bastards.Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- Corrected Stupid Draft Order Next YearBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
- Fantasy PlayoffsThe Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 0 comments
Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
12 | 4 | 0 | 0.750 | 1,134.0 | 867.0 |
| Robert Wetzel | Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,077.0 | 949.0 |
| Nick Claeboe | Alcoholnics |
9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,041.0 | 845.0 |
| Billy Hayes | Big Tex's Pillow Biters |
9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 941.0 | 847.0 |
| Patrick Jolle | Zombie Werewolves |
8 | 8 | 0 | 0.500 | 994.0 | 997.0 |
| Don Zimmerman | DenBro | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 1,098.0 | 943.0 |
| Tim Fabrizio | SkinFan | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 939.0 | 899.0 |
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 6 | 8 | 0 | 0.429 | 826.0 | 805.0 |
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 885.0 | 875.0 |
| Ronnie Rmartz | Showtime | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 772.0 | 730.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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