2016

Pinko Commie Bastards finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.

CBS Reconstruction Era computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals

Season Summary

The 2016 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Pinko Commie Bastards holding the title for Erran Yearty. The regular-season pace was set by Pinko Commie Bastards, which went 12-4 with 1,134.0 points for in a 10-team field.

The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Pinko Commie Bastards did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,134.0 points for. Across 75 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 4, DenBro vs Homesick Abortions at 207.0 combined points (93.0-114.0). The closest finish was Week 5, Pinko Commie Bastards and Alcoholnics tying at 78.0. The widest gap was Week 6, Pinko Commie Bastards over Zombie Werewolves, 102.0-36.0 by 66.0.

The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "special teams fumbles on individual players" from Alcoholnics - Nick Claeboe, drawing 6 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, trade pressure, and playoff stakes and championship reaction. Other preserved season markers include "Fantasy Fees", "On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum", "bye bye deandre hopkins", and "$$".

Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.

Champion

Pinko Commie Bastards

Erran Yearty · 12-4 · 1,134.0 PF

Season Story Signals

  • special teams fumbles on individual playersAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 6 comments
  • Fantasy FeesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 3 comments
  • On the Block Update: Lo Pan's House of Dim SumAuthor no longer in league. · 0 comments
  • bye bye deandre hopkinsAlcoholnics - Nick Claeboe · 0 comments
  • $$Author no longer in league. · 0 comments
  • End of Year Clean Up. Fuck you Glorious Bastards.Big Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
  • Corrected Stupid Draft Order Next YearBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
  • Fantasy PlayoffsThe Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 0 comments
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Season Scoring Profile

Standings

Manager Team W L T Pct PF PA
Erran Yearty Pinko Commie Bastards 12 4 0 0.750 1,134.0 867.0
Robert Wetzel Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 10 7 0 0.588 1,077.0 949.0
Nick Claeboe Alcoholnics 9 6 0 0.600 1,041.0 845.0
Billy Hayes Big Tex's Pillow Biters 9 6 0 0.600 941.0 847.0
Patrick Jolle Zombie Werewolves 8 8 0 0.500 994.0 997.0
Don Zimmerman DenBro 7 8 0 0.467 1,098.0 943.0
Tim Fabrizio SkinFan 6 8 0 0.429 939.0 899.0
Chuck Rittenhouse The Brainers 6 8 0 0.429 826.0 805.0
Chris Crowder Homesick Abortions 4 10 0 0.286 885.0 875.0
Ronnie Rmartz Showtime 4 10 0 0.286 772.0 730.0

Week-By-Week

One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.

5 matchups154.0 top total2.0 closest margin