Alcoholnics63.02013
Homesick Abortions finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 8 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.
Season Summary
The 2013 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with Homesick Abortions holding the title. The regular-season pace was set by Homesick Abortions, which went 11-6 with 1,105.0 points for in a 8-team field.
The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Spacelords was the scoring heavyweight at 1,154.0 points for, which gives the season a useful split between power and final order. Across 63 scored games over 17 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 1, Alcoholnics vs Big Tex's Pillow Biters at 198.0 combined points (91.0-107.0). The closest finish was Week 15, Homesick Abortions over Alcoholnics, 64.0-63.0 by 1.0. The widest gap was Week 13, Spacelords over Alcoholnics, 88.0-35.0 by 53.0.
The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "Poppa needs a new pair of shoes." from Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder, drawing 2 comments. The recurring pressure points were trade pressure, lineup and waiver arguments, and playoff stakes and championship reaction. Other preserved season markers include "Here ya go, Chris! You'll look great in this..", "The Big Dance!", "Cya! Photo", and "Trading after Thursday".
Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.
Champion
Homesick Abortions
Official CBS league champion.
Season Story Signals
- Poppa needs a new pair of shoes.Homesick Abortions - Chris Crowder · 2 comments
- Here ya go, Chris! You'll look great in this..The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 2 comments
- The Big Dance!The Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 2 comments
- Cya! PhotoUSATSI Spacelords had no chance as Calvin Johnson got the job done by Fantasy Journalist · 1 comments
- Trading after ThursdaySpace Lords - Brad Householder · 1 comments
- Just Fuck!Space Lords - Brad Householder · 1 comments
- On the Block Update: The BrainersThe Brainers - Chuck Rittenhouse · 1 comments
- Alchoholnics coming up from the cellarSpace Lords - Brad Householder · 0 comments
Playoff Bracket
CBS playoff history recovered from the year-by-year archive.
Playoffs Round 1
Week 15Semifinals
Week 16
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Week 17Season Scoring Profile
Standings
| Manager | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Crowder | Homesick Abortions |
11 | 6 | 0 | 0.647 | 1,105.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Brad Householder | Spacelords |
10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,154.0 | 1,055.0 |
| Billy Hayes | Big Tex's Pillow Biters |
10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 1,091.0 | 997.0 |
| Erran Yearty | Pinko Commie Bastards |
9 | 7 | 0 | 0.562 | 1,113.0 | 1,031.0 |
| Kenneth Hendershott | Troll Hoppers | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 1,050.0 | 911.0 |
| Redneck Ninetynine | Alcoholnics |
6 | 10 | 0 | 0.375 | 1,081.0 | 1,130.0 |
| Chuck Rittenhouse | The Brainers | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0.375 | 1,011.0 | 993.0 |
| Robert Wetzel | Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 5 | 10 | 0 | 0.333 | 1,046.0 | 914.0 |
Week-By-Week
One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.
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