2024

The Big Red Machine finished on top in a season backed by computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals, with 7 high-signal post threads surfaced for the archive narrative.

CBS Reconstruction Era computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals

Season Summary

The 2024 season reads like a self-contained chapter in the CBS era. It ended with The Big Red Machine holding the title. The regular-season pace was set by Zombie Werewolves, which went 12-5 with 1,273.0 points for in a 10-team field.

The scoreboard gives the year its week-to-week pulse. Zombie Werewolves did not just win the table, it also led the recovered scoring ledger at 1,273.0 points for. Across 80 scored games over 18 weeks, the biggest combined score was Week 11, Zombie Werewolves vs Space Lords at 192.0 combined points (107.0-85.0). The closest finish was Week 7, The Big Red Machine over Space Lords, 59.0-58.0 by 1.0. The widest gap was Week 9, Zombie Werewolves over Homesick Abortions, 101.0-0.0 by 101.0.

The message board supplies the social weather around those scores. The loudest recovered thread was "Pay Your Dues" from Big Tex's Pillow Biters - Billy Hayes, drawing 7 comments. The recurring pressure points were draft strategy and roster building, keeper decisions, and trade pressure. Other preserved season markers include "2025 Changes", "2024 Season Payouts", "2024 Finances", and "Semi Finals".

Taken together, the title race, the score sheet, and the recovered posts turn the season into more than a final standings table. The selector below is meant to make that memory browsable one week at a time. The scoring context for this page is computed_player_scores_plus_official_game_totals.

Champion

The Big Red Machine

Official CBS league champion.

Season Story Signals

  • Pay Your DuesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 7 comments
  • 2025 ChangesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 5 comments
  • 2024 Season PayoutsPinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · 1 comments
  • 2024 FinancesPinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · 1 comments
  • Semi FinalsThe Big Red Machine - Billy Waters · 1 comments
  • 2024 FinancesPinko Commie Bastards - Erran Yearty · 0 comments
  • Next Year Draft Order Without Super Bowl ChangesBig Tex's Pillow Biters - William Hayes · 0 comments
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Playoff Bracket

CBS playoff history recovered from the year-by-year archive.

Champion The Big Red Machine

Playoffs Round 1

Week 16

Semifinals

Week 17

Championship

Week 18

Season Scoring Profile

Standings

Manager Team W L T Pct PF PA
Patrick Jolle Zombie Werewolves 12 5 0 0.706 1,273.0 933.0
Billy Waters The Big Red Machine 12 5 0 0.706 1,133.0 1,046.0
Nick Claeboe Alcoholnics 10 7 0 0.588 1,144.0 1,032.0
Robert Wetzel Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum 10 7 0 0.588 1,078.0 1,026.0
Chuck Rittenhouse The Brainers 10 6 0 0.625 1,030.0 987.0
Erran Yearty Pinko Commie Bastards 7 8 0 0.467 844.0 812.0
Todd Marquis Jerrays Jerryatricians 6 9 0 0.400 886.0 922.0
Brad Householder Space Lords 5 11 0 0.312 893.0 1,025.0
Billy Hayes Big Tex's Pillow Biters 4 11 0 0.267 826.0 990.0
Chris Crowder Homesick Abortions 4 11 0 0.267 781.0 989.0

Week-By-Week

One scoring slate at a time, with the noise stripped out.

5 matchups145.0 top total6.0 closest margin