Team Archive
Alcoholnics
Alcoholnics carries a 95-93 CBS-era record, 1 championship, and 1 ownership stint across the archive.
Alcoholnics
Yearly Finish
All-Time Series History
| Opponent | W | L | T | Pct | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Brainers | 15 | 12 | 0 | 0.556 | W1 |
| Zombie Werewolves | 13 | 12 | 0 | 0.520 | W1 |
| Pinko Commie Bastards | 13 | 9 | 2 | 0.583 | T1 |
| Big Tex's Pillow Biters | 6 | 13 | 0 | 0.316 | L1 |
| Lo Pan's House of Dim Sum | 7 | 9 | 0 | 0.438 | L2 |
| Homesick Abortions | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0.733 | W1 |
| DenBro | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | W1 |
| Black Micahs | 4 | 8 | 0 | 0.333 | W1 |
| SkinFan | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 | L2 |
| Spacelords | 3 | 5 | 1 | 0.389 | T1 |
| Jerrays Jerryatricians | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.667 | W1 |
| Showtime | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | W2 |
| Austintacious | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | L1 |
| Cleave-A-Saurus-Rex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | L1 |
| The Big Red Machine | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | L1 |
| Fuck Mickey Loomis | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | L1 |
Yearly Results
| Year | Team Name | W | L | T | Pct | PF | PA | Managers | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Alcoholnics | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 1,522.5 | 1,526.5 | Nick Claeboe | 7th |
| 2024 | Alcoholnics | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,144.0 | 1,032.0 | Nick Claeboe | 4th |
| 2023 | Alcoholnics | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,074.0 | 1,007.0 | Nick Claeboe | 2nd |
| 2022 | Alcoholnics | 4 | 10 | 0 | 0.286 | 761.0 | 957.0 | Nick Claeboe | 8th |
| 2021 | Alcoholnics | 8 | 7 | 0 | 0.533 | 845.0 | 855.0 | Nick Claeboe | 5th |
| 2020 | Alcoholnics | 10 | 7 | 0 | 0.588 | 1,216.0 | 1,097.0 | Nick Claeboe | 3rd |
| 2019 | Alcoholnics | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0.500 | 863.0 | 813.0 | Nick Claeboe | 6th |
| 2018 | Alcoholnics | 7 | 8 | 0 | 0.467 | 988.0 | 998.0 | Nick Claeboe | 5th |
| 2017 | Alcoholnics | 10 | 6 | 0 | 0.625 | 908.0 | 809.0 | Nick Claeboe | CHAMPION |
| 2016 | Alcoholnics | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0.600 | 1,041.0 | 845.0 | Nick Claeboe | 2nd |
| 2015 | Alcoholnics | 7 | 10 | 0 | 0.412 | 944.0 | 1,033.0 | Nick Claeboe | 7th |
| 2014 | Alcoholnics | 6 | 10 | 0 | 0.375 | 1,107.0 | 1,089.0 | Nick Claeboe | 8th |